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But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job. Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Ah, there he is! Funny. Studio Executive Rob Slolom: I wouldnРІР‚в„ўt do that. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties. Les Grossman: I couldnРІР‚в„ўt have done it without you. 8 Oscars, 400 million dollars, and you saved Tugg SpeedmanРІР‚в„ўs career. Funny Tropic Thunder Quotes And Dialogue ExcerptsР”РЋ0 Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Wow. Kirk Lazarus: Who in crikey fu** is Half Squat?Р”В© Kirk Lazarus: I donРІР‚в„ўt read the script. Les Grossman: You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up РІР‚Сљsexiest man aliveРІР‚Сњ 1998РІР‚В¦ And youРІР‚в„ўre asking if IРІР‚в„ўm SERIOUS?Р”РЃ Tugg Speedman: I have a son now.

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